I'm so sorry... Can you help me? My tire...
Sorry. I have an appointment. I don't like to be late.
Well, would you rather be late...?
Or dead?
You don't want to do this.
Step out of the car!
Wow!
Let's go fellas. C'mon Babe... Yeah!
Take it easy. The car's brand new.
No problem, buddy. I got this.
Take a show to the club, baby.
Your parents know the kind of company you're keeping?
Shut up!
Shitty what command?
It's coded.
What's the code?
I'm afraid I can't give you that.
Well, I'm afraid we'll have to beat it out of you then.
Get out this car. Get out the car, nigger.
What you got for me, player. What you got?
Kick your ass! C'mon baby!
Uh-huh!
Hold on!
It just came out of the dry cleaners.
Hands up!
Stop moving or I'll shoot you!
Don't you have homework to do?
Why don't you go and do it?
OK... I'm sorry.
Late.
Hey... Hey!
The game! The game! The game! The game!
What's the first rule when entering a man's car?
Respect a man's car, a man respects you.
Rule number two?
Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.
Good afternoon, Jack.
Can we play the game now?
I should think your brain will be too tired after a whole day of school.
You're just afraid I'm gonna win!
I'm just afraid you're gonna be too worn out to do your homework.
It's Friday. I don't have any homework.
In that case... The game.
Yes!
But first: what's the third rule of the car?
Good!
For five points...
I'm white and I'm round. But I'm not always around.
A tennis ball.
Tennis balls are yellow!
For four points...
Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole.
Sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know.
A loaf of bread!
Nope.
For three points...
Sometimes I'm light. Sometimes I'm dark. Sometimes I'm both.
I know! A light bulb!
Nope.
A pizza!
No.
Audrey, stop walking away from me.
Listen. I got to finish this conversation.
Where's he going?
OK. Look at me. Last clue. For all the points.
Everyone wants to walk on me, but only a happy few ever have.
Take your time.
Hey, bud!
Mom, it's the game... I'm trying to think!
Sorry.
Hey, Frank. How are you today?
Well, Mrs. Billings.
Frank, can I team up with Mom?
I don't know, it's not in the rules.
C'mon, what's the point having rules you cant beat 'em.
OK. Just this once.
Yeah!
All right. Give me some clues.
It's round but not always around.
It's light sometimes and dark sometimes, and both sometimes.
Everyone wants to walk on it but only a happy few ever have.
That is a hard one.
Tell me about it!
The moon!
Correct!
Wow! Good job, good job.
All right, come on.
See you on Monday.
Bye, Frank. Thanks.
Keep your snacks in the kitchen.
Bye, Mom!
Bye, honey.
Hey! He's really taken to you in the month you've been with us.
Likewise.
It's too bad you can't stay on after Tony gets back.
It's just a favor. I don't usually do this sort of job.
I thought you were a professional driver?
A different kind of driving.
Well, we're all gonna miss you when you're gone.
And thank you for what you did.
For what?
For turning the car around,
so Jack wouldn't have to see us fighting.
You really know kids, don't you?
I know fighting.
He hasn't seen Jack in months. And then when he gets back here,
all I can hear is what I'm doing wrong?
I would think that after being separated for a year, that he would...
Sorry, you don't have to hear this.
It's OK.
For what it's worth, I think you're doing a great job with Jack.
Thank you.
Anytime I can be of help. If there's anything you need...
It's really sweet of you, Frank. I might have to take you up on it.
Oh, I almost forgot.
I'm supposed to take Jack to the doctor tomorrow morning for his annual check up.
But I'm organizing a surprise party for him.
Even though his birthday is not until next week.
I just thought it would be nice since his dad is in town.
So, while I decorate and his friends arrive I was thinking,
if you wouldn't mind...
I'll take him.
I feel kind of funny cutting into your weekend.
I'm just picking up a friend at the airport later on in the day.
Oh, that's nice.
What is?
The guys on security say you're bit of a loner.
Um... so it's just... It's just nice to hear you have a friend.
He's not really a friend. He's French.
I'll call you back.
Audrey, I'd like to finish our conversation.
Well, if anything comes up between now and then, you have my cell.
Nothing will come up, Mrs. Billings.
Audrey.
Audrey...
Yeah, hello?
We're confirmed...
for tomorrow. Nine AM.
Tomorrow. Nine AM. Only change,
the driver will be taking him. Not the mother.
Even better.
Vassili?
Is it stable?
Yes. It's stable.
And the antidote?
See you tomorrow, gentlemen.
And in other news: The Drug Enforcement Ministers of six Latin American countries
arrived in Miami today for a summit meeting.
Yeah. Martin, Frank. 1156 Palmetto.
I'm waiting for an express delivery.
That's what you told me forty-five minutes ago.
No, I don't need anything else Just get me the pizza.
I'm not paying for that...
Hi...
Hi!
So, Mr. Martin.
It's one medium pie, no mozzarella, extra olives and extra anchovies.
Which amounts to eleven ninety five.
I hope you're hungry!
You have no idea...
I apologize for the delay, sir.
Mrs. Billings...
Audrey.
What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
Audrey. Have you been drinking?
A little.
You said if I needed anything...
I can't.
Why? Because of who I am?
Because of who I am.
I feel so lost... and so confused...
Who isn't?
Thank you, Frank.
For the time, and...
for the respect.
I think it's what I needed the most.
Bye.
Am I gonna get a shot?
I don't know.
Jesus!
We're not open yet.
It's an emergency. I need to see the doctor immediately.
Right.
Doctor Koblin, if you come out here, please. We have an issue!
You'll have to fill out some papers checking the medical problem.
Actually, my problem is not medical.
It's psychological.
Yes, Laura. What seems to be the problem?
Me!
I hate shots!
Number one, there's no guarantee you're getting a shot.
So, there's no sense in getting...
all what top over something that might not happen.
Give me the good news.
Doctor said I'm cured.
Frank, it hurts a lot!
I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.
Promise?
You know my fourth rule?
Never make a promise you can't keep.
C'mon.
Close the door.
C'mon.
May I help you?
Jack Billings to see Dr. Koblin.
I'm sorry, he's out sick today. You'll be seeing Dr. Tyberg.
I like Dr. Koblin.
Don't worry, Dr. Tyberg's very nice.
Now if you'll just take him into room three...
Where's Miss Laura?
Who?
You're standing at her desk.
THAT Miss Laura. She's out sick, too. There's a lots of flu going around.
Now, come on. Doctor's got a busy day.
Come on. It'll be over before you know it.
Hey!
I'm Dr. Tyberg.
Can't I wait for my doctor?
Unfortunately, your doctor was called away on an emergency.
Your nurse said he had the flu.
That was the emergency. He came down with the flu. Very quickly.
So... the sooner we start, the sooner we'll finish.
Come! I show you something very cool!
Ah! I'm sorry.
Doctor/patient privacy room,
but you can wait in reception area, or a glass of water, or...
Hey, trust me...
I'm doctor!
Oh, it's phone!
Yeah?
Allo, allo? Frank! I'm here!
You're early.
We had fantastic tailwinds.
Put two hours on my vacation just like that.
From now on, it's the only way I fly Frank. Tailwinds or nothing.
I'm glad you made it.
Hello?
Sorry Dr. Dunietz is not in today. Call back on Monday.
Listen, Inspector. I'm a little tied up.
You mind taking a cab? You have the address. Yes?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, you know. I've heard the fish down here is fantastic.
I could make us a bouillabaisse.
You like bouillabaisse, Frank. No?
I gotta go.
Frank!
You know, maybe it's better to wait for his regular doctor to come back.
It's very important that he receives his immunization.
Well, I'm sure it is. But a week won't make a difference.
No, we're doing now!
Keep going, Jack!
Come here, look at me. Look at me. Remember my promise?
Yes.
Geah!! It's me!
Get out!
Frank!
Shit!
The patient is not cooperating. Prep the vehicle.
Go!
Come on! Hurry!
Don't worry. Everything's gonna be OK.
Freeze!
Drop your weapon.
Put your guns on the ground!
Si?
They got away.
God's!
Plan B?
Yes. Plan B.
Oh, you made it!
Oh, what's that?
Jack's birthday present.
Baseball uniform, cleats, gloves... and a bat.
It's his favorite sport.
It was. Last year.
He's on a soccer team now, and he's actually really good.
You should see him some time.
Hello?
Mr. and Mrs. Billings, they're coming!
Hide. Everyone hide!
Yes.
Good morning, mister driver.
Who is this?
Look in your rear view mirror and you'll see who it is.
I know what you're thinking. Bulletproof glass.
So, now you tell me in your experience,
which, judging from the little performance...
you put on back at the office, goes way beyond...
just driving children to school and back.
Does a bulletproof glass stop...
a seven point six two armor piercing round?
Frank... Why did you stop the car?
Don't bother looking. They're triangulated...
over a three hundred feet away.
C'mon Frank, pick up!
None of this would have been necessary if you had not screwed up my plan.
So, now I'm going tell you how to set things right.
Someone is going to appear in a few seconds.
Let her in.
Driver?
Good boy.
Ah!
Hi!
Leave it on.
Personally, I hate kids.
Now I don't know what your feelings are on the subject.
But if you ever want to have any,
make no moves but the moves I tell you to make.
You're in her hands now, amigo mio.
They can be very gentle hands,
or they can be the hands from hell.
Trust me on this one.
Trust him on this one.
Now, drive.
Take a left.
I said left!
Listen. We keep doing this your way,
no matter how many rights and lefts we make, they're gonna catch us.
Let me do it my way, so no one gets hurt.
Where's the fun of that?
Let's save the fun for later.
Not bad!
Did your mother ever teach you to say thank you?
Yeah! She tried and failed miserably.
Now I think we lost them.
Think again.
Thought complete! Let's go.
What do you mean you can't find him?
He's one man in one car. He's a chauffeur for Christ's sake!!!
Not exactly sir.
We think there's a possibility he might be in on it.
It's impossible.
How would you know?
He's been working here for a month.
He could have been setting this up the whole time and you wouldn't know...
Oh, and you're such an expert on knowing people!
His background...
He's ex-Special Forces, headed an elite commando unit for five years.
Specialized in search and destroy.
Been in and out of Lebanon, Syria, Sudan...
The man is a hunter.
I don't care what his skills are. I don't care where he's from.
This is not a war zone. This is an American city!
Where is my son?
Last stop. All out.
You're quite a guy... Another time. Another place.
You and me, baby. The pleasure we can have.
Beauty.
Frank...
Frank!
Frank!!!
Not what you expected when you reported for work this morning, is it Frank. No?
Is that what passes for wit in this circle?
This circle, my friend.
Wit is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes.
An ability to inflict pain, absolutely.
A certain psychotic moral ignorance. Blind obedience. All required.
But not wit.
How was it?
Fun.
Only the beginning my love.
What's this all about?
A timely question. Max...
Pardon me.
Hello...
Put me on the speaker, so you don't have to repeat the instructions.
In the next two hours you get five million dollars
in non sequential one hundred dollar bills.
You put them in a water proof suitcase.
You go to the bay front park.
Personally. There will be a blue Chrysler parked on the side.
You place the suitcase in the trunk and leave
I don't know if I can get five million dollars in two hours.
Mr. Billings please. I read the newspapers.
The day you were appointed to your current position,
your net worth exceeded one hundred million dollars.
So, you won't even feel the bite.
What guarantee do I have that you won't harm my son?
Guarantee? Mr. Billings. I am not a car dealer.
Don't let the charming accent and my grammatically impeccable...
syntax mislead you. I live in the jungle.
And in the jungle, you either eat or be eaten.
But in the spirit of doing business, here is the guarantee.
Ten minutes past the deadline,
if the money doesn't arrive, I send a finger.
Twenty minutes, a hand.
Thirty minutes, a foot...
Sounds like we have a deal, don't we, Mr. Billings?
You have a deal.
Could we please speak to our son?
Mommy!!! Mommy!!!!
You have two hours, Mr. Billings. Starting now.
Jeff, get my son.
All right, all right!
Frank, you promised you wouldn't let anybody hurt me.
You promised!
Never make promises you can't keep, my friend.
I don't. It's one of my rules.
Bravo! A man who lives his life by the rules?
Well, in my world rules are meant to be broken.
Not mine.
This time you're going have to make an exception.
Go.
Prego!
Hey, driver!
No, no, wait. A little distance between us isn't a bad thing.
Endiamo!
Now.
Hello?
It's me.
You, son of a bitch!
Look, I have nothing to do with this.
They have one scratch on his head! One hair out of place...
Mr. Billings, let me speak to who's in charge.
Hello Frank. This is U.S. Marshal Stappleton.
You have to act fast. There are three boats.
Crankies...
Just tell us where you are.
Get a plane up, over the antic coast. They're heading north.
Just tell me where you are, Frank.
Just tell us where you are!
Hello, Frank!
Got it!
Hello?
Tarconi, it's me. Get out of the house.
Oh no... I was just putting the madeleines in.
Forget the madeleines. Just get out.
And go where?
Anywhere.
The beach. Go to the beach.
Ah, the beach.. The famous Miami beach.
Oh, my dream. I would love to go to the beach.
Maybe not.
Freeze! Who the fuck are you?
I'm the cook.
That's a mistake... That's a terrible mistake!
Why we can't all just get along, you know?
Hello?
It's Frank. Don't hang up.
Pretend it's someone else.
Hi Susan...
No, I'm just here at home.
I didn't do it, Audrey. She had a gun on Jack. I had no choice.
Yeah, I saw that.
What do you know?
It's more than a kidnapping.
They called and asked for a ransom!
The doctor there was fake. And they tried to get Jack a shot.
When I interrupted them...
Audrey, I promised Jack I wouldn't let anyone hurt him.
I'm not gonna break that promise.
I'll call you back.
Audrey?
Is everything alright?
It's a pretty stupid question to ask right now, don't you think, Jeff?
All right. So tell me again, Inspector Tarconi...
Why you didn't immediately identify yourself as a police officer?
I was overwhelmed by the effectiveness of your operation.
The sophistication of your equipment.
You know, I work in a small office in a small town.
We only have small crimes.
I must admit I was a little insecure...
And you and Frank Martin are friends, right?
A friend? I wouldn't say exactly a friend.
I know him. We have a relationship.
A long relationship?
Not so long.
But they found you cooking in his house.
I'm French.
So?!
We don't need to know someone for a long time in order to cook for them.
That's our way of breaking the ice.
Take, for example, you.
This sandwich and coffee you have so graciously offered me.
You will pardon me for to say so, but it is not very good.
Yeah, I know. It sucks, but... What does that got to do with anything?
Do you have a kitchen?
Don't move!
Smith!
Drop it!
Are you sure this is safe?
Look over your shoulder. We got you covered.
As my mother used to say,
a meal is only limited by your imagination.
That's creme brulee, and croque monsieur.
Creme brulee?
Creme brulee
Croque monsieur.
Oui?
Where are you?
Cooking.
Cooking. Can you talk?
Speak of the Devil. My mother.
Mom!
Heu... please! Heu...
Do you mind? Thank you.
Oui maman, oui oui j'suis tres bien arrive.
Oui, tres tres bien merci.
Ah oui c'est une tres jolie ville... oui,
oh la la!
May I ask who you are cooking for?
For the U.S. Marshals.
Once they found my badge they were very polite.
They gave me a coffee and a sandwich.
You wouldn't believe what passes for food in this place, Frank.
But I'm correcting the situation...
while they wait for my chief to call back and confirm everything.
Of course, that might take a while. He's never there.
Anything about me?
Yes, they're very interested about you. They want to know where you are.
Where are you?
Nowhere for very long. Listen, hold on.
Do you have access to a computer?
Easier than having access to something decent to eat.
Handsome fellow.
Who is he?
That's what I need to know.
Do they have an ID program...
You'll forgive me, but I am not so used to this system.
Back home there is one computer for ten of us.
So how is it with you, Frank?
It's a complicated story.
Ah, You mean you are in the shit.
You might say that.
In other words, your natural state.
Ah, voila! A Russian virologist with advanced...
degrees from the State laboratory for Biological Warfare in Siberia.
We have an address?
Miami, Park West, King Street, number eleven.
What are you doing?
Trying to catch a bus.
What are you doing, driver? Not so good on the water!
OK, OK.
Tell me about the doctor's office.
What doctor's office?
The one where you tried to stick the kids with this.
You wanna tell me?
Do you know what you have done?
Obviously something not conducing to your good health.
Which is all I needed to know in the first place.
Have a good life.
What's left of it...
What's going on, here? That way, that way.
Outpost to Base, the ransom...
is still there.
The ransom still hasn't been picked up.
What does that mean?
Don't worry, right now it means nothing yet.
And what if it's not just a kidnapping?
Ma'am I've worked on fifteen kidnapping cases in the past two years.
And you think that if they don't take the ransom, I'm gonna get my son back?
Audrey, don't make this anymore complicated than it already is.
I'm not making this complicated, Jefferson.
It's because of your job!
What does my job has to do with any of this?
It has everything to do with it.
Don't you understand because you became famous,
we became the targets?
And no matter what any of you all think...
the only one who is out trying to get Jack back is Frank!
Frank? The chauffeur?
You spoke to Frank Martin, and didn't tell us about it
What the hell are you doing talking to him.
Because he's the last person who saw Jack alive.
We found the boy!
It's shut down.
The hard drive blew.
Get another one in here!
Yes, sir.
How long is it going to take?
Ma'am, we're going as fast as we can!
He can suffocate in there!
Ma'am, stay calm.
It's my son!
Audrey! Let them work!
Are you just going to sit there and do nothing!
Audrey, they're experts!
Everyone's an expert! I've had it with all of you!
Audrey!
Hey, hey hey!!
Audrey!
Mommy!
Jack!
Are you OK?
There you go, little buddy.
Breathe. C'mon, breathe.
You're the devil!
I wish...
Tipov.
Shhiiiit! Dmitri! You scared shittin' me!
Where's Sonovitch?
He's in chamber.
I need to speak with him.
He won't be long.
Sit down!
Listen Panasonic... It's rock music, it's good.
What was it?
I don't know...
Shit!
What are you doing here?
I need the antidote! The driver! He injected me with the virus! Look!
Dmitri. Where would he get the virus...?
The one we left in doctor's surgery!
Please, I need the antidote! I'm sick!
Calm down. You're not sick.
You have four hours before the virus is active.
You know that. You worked on creating it.
Open the fridge.
Please Venisia, open the fridge.
Open the fridge.
Yes... insurance policy. How many do you have?
Two doses. Enough for Tipov and myself.
Tipov's policy's been canceled. There's one for me!
And I want it now! C'mon.
Come on!
Let's do it!
Let's not.
Who are you?
Driver! There's enough for two of us.
You don't need it.
You injected me!
With water.
I'm not sick?!
Not sick.
Water?
Water.
You, son of a bitch!
Good. Our problem is solved. One dose for each of us.
It's not for us.
Ah, one for you, one for the child. Your devotion is touching.
And my patience is about run out.
Tell me about the virus.
OK. What would you want to know?
Everything. For starters, what is it?
It's a recombinant retro immune double polymorphing effluent.
The child will die. Anyone he breathes on will die. And then it's over.
What do you mean, it's over?
The virus is designed to go inert after 24 hours.
Thanks for the lesson.
Now give me the vials.
You really want to play super hero, don't you?
Well, let's see if you can fly.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
There is nothing to worry about.
It's just a simple viral infection...
combined with the stress of what happened.
It should pass in a day or two. I gave him something to help him sleep.
Call me if anything arises.
Thank you doctor.
You know... Audrey...
All this is... well it's made me realize what a fool I've been...
with Jack... and with you.
Are you OK?
Mr. Billings. We're running late.
I'll be right out!
I'd like to come by after the conference.
Check on Jack. Check on you.
Good. I'll see you soon.
They're here if you need them.
You alright ma'am?
I'm fine.
Hello?
It's me.
Are you OK, Mrs. Billings?
Go to your bedroom.
Hi Susan. How are you?
I'm alone. Where are you, Frank?
Turn around.
Frank, you were wrong. It was a kidnapping. Jack is fine.
Jack's been infected with a deadly virus, Audrey.
Now, anyone who comes into contact with him will die.
What are you telling me...?
Are you telling me that my son's gonna die?
No he's not!
Once incubated the virus becomes airborne,
so anyone he breathes on gets infected.
The son is the weapon. The target is his father.
Jefferson? But why?
Because of the conference. It's the only logical answer.
The Drugs Enforcement Agency in the hemisphere in one room.
Your husband breathes, the room dies.
Oh please...
You gotta trust me, Audrey...
Can you get to him?
What are you gonna do?
Find the guy responsible. He has more of this.
For you and everybody else.
For you now.
We have a guest.
You're burning up.
Look, you gotta go. Go!
Don't move!
Is the governor here?
Everybody's gonna be here:
the governor... delegate... from all of the world...
Hello?
You can't go to the conference.
Is everything all right?
They kidnapped Jack...
to give him a deadly virus.
Audrey, I can't hear you, I'm inside...
Now I got it in sort of you.
Audrey, I can't hear you.
Their plan is to infect everyone at the conference.
I mean I have to call you back.
Jeff!
Mr. Billings, you're all right?
I'm all right, c'mon let's go.
You're sure.
Allo?
Are you still a guest of the government?
They gave me the five star accommodation.
Let me guess,
you need my help.
Are you near the computer?
It's practically my pillow.
So! Where do you want to start?
I don't know. I have nothing.
Ah! My favorite type of investigation.
Let's see.
Alors...
I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to my delegate...
Breathe. That's right. Breathe, my friend. Breathe.
Tomorrow,
once these bastards are out of the way,
and their cooperation agreements are dead and buried.
You know what the biggest problem is going to be?
What?
Counting the money.
I can't wait for tomorrow.
Aie aie Aie!!
Ah, it's easy with you...
Ah!
Gianni Chellini.
He hires himself out to anyone looking to make trouble.
Like the Red Brigades, the Shining Path...
Someone access the data base on the fifteenth floor...
That's Gonzalez! He's on vacation!
He was behind the hostage taking of the OPEC ministers in Geneva.
That was a nice piece of work!
Give me an address?
Miami, Tiland, Pelican drive number...
twenty six nine hundred.
We found the car!
You're one great cop, Tarconi.
Thank you for the compliment.
Now I am going back to sleep.
Mmm... maybe not.
Wow, ma car, man! Move off the witch!
Move over!
This is the second car.
And if anything armed it, I'm gonna be out of a job,
out of a house and out of a wife.
Mommy...
Honey... are you feeling better?
A little bit.
Why don't you try to go back to sleep, OK?
Ma'am! Are you alright?
Jefferson? Jefferson, you're OK?
OK, do it.
What are you doing?
You know, last night got me thinking:
how do we transport the antidote safely?
We need something that won't break,
something that can't be stolen,
something totally secure.
Me.
Impressive!
Get dressed.
Stop him.
These your friends?
Not yet...
Where'd they go?
The garage.
I'm out of ammo.
Me too.
Where are the reloads?
The garage...
Check out! Go, go, go!
Forget the ammo. Get him!
What do you want me to do?
Keep the meter running.
Bye!
Don't worry, baby. You're safe now. You're safe.
You're so beautiful... You remind me of my yellow pum pum rider.
Don't move!
Ah, Mr. driver!
I'll blow you into tomorrow.
But then I'd bleed what you came for all over the floor...
and you wouldn't want this, would you...?
Not after you worked so hard trying to get to the antidote.
Take a good look, Frank Martin.
I am a cure for what ails you. I'm the ONLY cure for what ails you.
I am the antidote.
But, nice try. I'm impressed.
I didn't give you enough credit.
Took more than a driver to figure this out.
I haven't figured it all out yet.
Perhaps I can help you. What part are you a little...
What you say...
Thick on?
You. Why?
Oh. That's the easy part. It's a business deal. Pure and simple.
I'm for hire to the highest bidder.
And in this case, the highest bidder was the Colombian Cocaine Cartels...
that wanted these pesky lawmen off their backs.
You think killing all these politicians is gonna make it easier for them?
That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job.
Like you. Just... my pay is better.
My hair and my suit, too!
Oh, Lola.
Now, if you'll excuse me... I have a plane to catch.
Kill him.
Ciao ciao!
Don't even blink.
What's in this for you?
Pleasure.
In killing you.
And we're coming to you live from the Key Biscane Casway...
where at least 10 Police cars are in hot pursuit of a stolen red pickup truck.
Oh my! This is just nuts! Jim, are you getting that?
There is another car that is...
swing past the police...
as if they were standing still!
That son of a bitch can drive.
Yes, he can.
We're clearance to take off, Mr Chalinni.
Sit back, enjoy your flight, and you'll be in Colombia before you know it.
We have a problem with the landing gear. Won't come up. I'm turning back to land.
Can we fly with the problem?
Yeah. Theoretically.
Then you'll land when we get to Colombia.
Go see if you can lift it manually.
Sorry for the inconvenience, Mr Challini.
Nothing to worry about.
Sorry. This flight's been canceled.
Ah. I'm sorry to inform you that you have been canceled.
Have a seat!
Relax!
Drink something. And let's get to know each other.
I think I know everything I need to know.
Shit.
For five points. What has eyes but no ears. Skin, but no hair.
It's white inside and brown outside. Mom?
A worm?
Wrong. Dad?
A caterpillar?
Wrong.
A potato.
May I help you?
I was just leaving.
A coconut?
Wrong.
A snake?
Wrong.
A peanut?
Yuk!
A hot dog?
Wrong.
That was fast.
Yep.
Didn't want you to miss your plane.
That's very thoughtful of you.
You won't believe what happened to me last night...
Crazy!
I have something for you.
I figure since you never got to the beach.
I know. Water is water. Sand is sand.
Here, there. It's all the same.
Air France flight 0069 for Paris now in final boarding...
Thank you, Frank. It was an interesting vacation.
What more could one ask for.
Au revoir, Frank
Au revoir, my friend. Have a good flight.
I doubt it. They said it is all headwinds.
I guess we can't have everything we wish for, can we?
No, we can't.
Yeah?
I'm looking for a transporter.
I'm listening.