Praise the Lord.
Fifteen years in a wheelchair
And she rose up.
Rose up by the power of the spirit!
By the spirit in this room.
Oh, the spirit, the spirit, the spirit.
Oh, the spirit is all over this man.
Hector, you are being released.
Your foot is being released from the pain.
Walk and take your healing, Hector!
Claim your healing in Jesus' sweet name!
Oh! Oh, the spirit is all over him.
Glory to him! Glory to him! Glory to him!
There is an anointing on this house tonight.
- Dean. - Welcome.
I'm so glad that you're here.
Did you have any trouble finding it or anything?
- No. No. - Oh, I'm so happy you came.
He was just talking about... oh, wait.
Beg the Lord to touch you.
Ask him now while the holy spirit
Is overflowing in this room.
Say to him, "Lord, I don't want it anymore."
I don't want it anymore.
"You take the pain."
You take the pain.
"I am yours. Wash me clean."
I am yours, wash me. Say it, Dean.
I can't live the christian life without you Lord!
I need you to live your life through me!
There's a young man. He's duly infirmed.
- Could be you, Dean. - He's not a believer.
He's not one of us. He came here out of desperation.
You're in pain. You're in hell.
You don't even know why you came
Or even if you should have, but you are welcome.
Now I'm going to point you out. I'm going to point you out.
This hand is being guided by the holy spirit.
You're over here.
Don't be afraid. Don't be frightened.
He's calling you. He's healing you.
The Lord is healing you right there.
- It's you Dean. - You are being called.
- He's pointing at you. - You mean me?
You are being healed right now.
- Yeah, stand up. - Stand and receive it.
- Stand up. - Stand and receive it.
You are being called. Come on, Dean.
This is your time. This is it.
- Stand up. - You can do it.
Stand up and claim your healing.
You have heart disease and your name is Jerry.
- What? - It's me.
I'm Jerry. Jerry, that's me.
- It's me. He said me. - No. That was me!
Rejoice. Rejoice.
Fuck!
Can I bum a smoke?
Brendel?
Ah, there you go. Thank you, my good man.
I'll give you an old carton right here.
Yeah, man.
What the hell is that, Brendel?
You got a fever or something, man?
There he is.
You look like you got some rest.
Good, good.
Good morning, Harv.
Eggs? Yeah, I'm not an asshole.
Get me fired?
Harv, I didn't get you fired, remember?
It was your heart. It's the old ticker, Harv.
Promised me you'll help me.
I did help you Harv. I get your medicine, remember?
I feed you.
Make sure you see the nurse, okay?
Dean. What's up, padre?
When are you going to get me into an SRO?
I need a bed. Stick around.
I got some forms for you to fill out, all right?
I might have something for you.
Good to see you.
I have the "Del Vista Assisted Living Center".
I talked to the guy today.
And he's ready to take you anytime you want.
So you can get out of here. No way.
That's a fucking nursing home, padre. No way.
It's not a nursing home, Dean.
Look, they have apartments.
They have apartments for the handicapped.
I'm not ending up like that. No way.
You're not ending up like what?
Like that.
You don't have to be down here, Dean.
I eat down here.
Every time I see you, you ask me for an SRO.
You're down here, and you're living in your car,
And you don't have to, Dean... that's your reality.
Now fill this out. And medical is in the back.
Do something to help yourself.
There's only so much I can do for you.
Dean.
Dean, I know you were disappointed,
But did you feel the Lord's anointing?
In the room?
He was there. Yeah, yeah.
I'm polishing my tap shoes, Rene.
Don't give up, Dean.
You just... you have to be patient.
You just have to keep showing up.
Remember that God's time isn't our time,
But he is always on time. Amen.
That's fucking profound.
You know, it's only when you're fully open to Jesus...
I'm not open! I'm closed. I'm closed for business, Rene.
So take your fucking collection plate...
Hey! Hey!
Hey, that's my shit.
Come here! Dean, let him go!
No, no, no, no, no. Let him go. Let him go.
Hey! Come here!
Come back here! Dean, let him go!
Let him go. Let him go. Hey!
- Dean, let him go. - Fuck!
- Let him go. - Fuck! Motherfucker!
Hey, those are Dean's.
That belongs to Dean. Give that back to him.
That's it. That's enough.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is why I don't want you parking here.
I want you to fill those forms out, Dean.
- Dean. Are you all right? - Yeah.
I got... I got your shoe.
Dean, I know that God feels a million miles away
Right now, okay?
I know what that feels like. I've been there.
I've been there myself.
But this is the time when you have to believe
More than anything.
This is the time
when you have to be open in your heart to Jesus
And he will come.
You really think you're going to get up
And walk one day, Rene?
You really believe that?
Yes, I do.
Guy's a fucking idiot.
He's just trying to help.
What am I going to do? Like, I know...
Life's bullshit, man.
There's no way out.
There is a way out,
but you're gonna have to find it.
All right, let's give it up for DJ Shy.
So there's one more.
Hey, DJ Shy, that was tight.
My band is auditioning DJs tomorrow.
I would love to check you out.
Let's give it up for DJ "Delicious" Dean.
Oh, no, why'd you stop?
That was so gutter, man. Keep going.
I can't. The... the table's too high.
Oh, shit. Well, I'll fix that.
No, no, no. Don't worry about it.
I was just messing around. Leave it. You can leave it.
- Just get that side. - Wait.
Hey, don't touch that.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Lowering the table.
Could you put it back, please?
- I'm helping my friend. - Oh, you're help...
Will you lower it on that side?
I'm not gonna touch it.
Take your hands off it and put it back.
These desks are set...
...at regulation height, all right?
This is for DJs that could stand.
Don't go there, man. That's so uncool.
He's the best thing we've heard all night.
Why don't you just give him a chance?
This is his chance, okay? I'm sorry.
You know, your bar is not accessible.
I could totally report your ass.
Why don't you take it up with Lemmy, all right?
I don't own the place. I'm supporting talent.
Who you supporting?
The fucking fuck head committee of fucks?
Good night. Thank you. Don't come back.
Delicious, wait, wait, wait.
That guy in there was a jackass!
Check it out.
I have a band...
...and I really want you to come jam with us tomorrow.
Well, I don't play with bands.
Bullshit.
Only on the Snyde diver remix and the indie fatigable
Scratch clowns for a year?
You are that Delicious D, right?
Or is there... is there another one?
Yeah. It's another guy.
I know I'm going to see you tomorrow.
Brendel?
Brendel.
Brendel?
Oh, I was trying to get to Inglewood.
I'm just feeling a little bit lost.
Can you give me a hand?
I'm... I'm... I'm just trying to get to Inglewood.
You... you don't know me?
I can't say I do.
Let's get you where you need to go.
Come on. Come on here. This way.
That's beside the point. The guy's got no soul.
We need somebody with a groove.
- I'm just saying. - Oh, that's good.
Let's just hire a dude because he's your...
Hey, what are you doing here?
- I came to audition. - Who are you?
That's Delicious D.
He's won like seven scratch battles.
He used to play at Razy Overclimb's every friday.
Shit, man. No.
I heard of Delicious D. Dude, fuck.
You scratched on the ball shred remix
For Snyde Diver.
Scratched and mixed. Yeah.
Hold on, man.
You're not even on the list, are you?
He's on my list.
And he's going to play because he rocks.
The stain, we need you, man.
A herald for the infirm.
This is the stain. This is Delicious D.
He played on Snyde Diver's Record.
Snyde?
You want to hear me solo first...
...or you guys just want to jam?
What do you want to do?
Shut the fuck up! What the fuck is that?
What have I told you about the fucking phaser?
Guys, guys... guys. Oogie!
I'm sorry. Where's the hook?
Where's the melody? Where's the melody?
What fucking melody? We never talked about a melody.
We were keeping it free form.
There is a place for... Fuck the melody!
We're anti-melody.
You know, we are still, like, discovering
What it is that it is that it's going to be.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Nina, we are not doing some corporate gig...
...with our tunes just to get signed.
We have A & R people coming. It has to be accessible.
This has to be a full, multi-layered barrage
To the senses.
And this is a gimmick.
Well, take your suit ears off for a sec, hon.
It's fucking cool.
Who is this guy?
And can we get a real DJ in here?
- Hey, fuck you, bitch. - Shut the fuck up, man.
You fucking stupid...
You're auditioning, you fuck!
I'll be in touch.
Nina, Nina.
Get Sonica.
That was smart.
What the fuck are we supposed to do with you?
- Douche bag. - What the fuck is that?
Hello, Dean.
Do you have a minute?
My man, my man.
Father, this is him. Really?
This is the man. He's the one.
Look, young un, you raised me up.
Brendel's had a spontaneous healing, Dean,
Of his... of his gout and his Alzheimer's.
What are you talking about, man? What...?
I don't know what this is, listen, please.
I mean, you don't know what you did.
My man, look, you got the healing touch.
I got nothing to do with you, man.
I want to thank you. No, I want to thank you.
I got nothing to do with you!
I didn't do anything. Okay.
All right. Let's break it up here.
There's nothing to see.
Dean had nothing to do with this.
Dean?
So you're one of these guys who has, like, a huge chip...
...on their shoulder and thinks they can go around
And get mad at whoever they want, ...
...whenever they want?
No. No.
That was really fucked up the way you talked to Nina.
I mean, because like it or not, she does shit for our band.
And, you know...
I shouldn't have done it, Ariel.
I said that, okay?
I mean, I want you in the band.
I really do, Dean.
And I think you have something...
...that's really amazing.
But you'd have to learn how to navigate your, ...
...you know, your hostilities and shit.
'Cause we have so much shit coming up...
...and you can't just be, like, flying off the handle.
I mean, we're gonna get signed and we're gonna play out...
...and do amazing things.
I can do it.
I don't know if you'd be ready for it.
I will not fuck it up.
I like pain killers. Do you mind?
No.
I don't think I heard you say sorry.
Ariel, I'm sorry.
Okay.
I could talk to the stain.
You know, I have a way with him...
...and he respects my opinion.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Show up at the gig at 9:00 and you can be in the band.
Just like that?
Cool.
Thank you. Thank you.
Let's drink.
Live it, love it, kill it.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! What the fuck! Be careful.
Get off me, man. Let me go! Lay off!
What the fuck! Careful.
- What the fuck! - Get him.
Get the fuck off! Ah! Fuck!
Get the fuck off me, man! Get off! Let go!
- Come here. - What do you fuckin' want?
What do you want, woman? What do you want?
My sight. I want my sight. Please.
Please, heal me. I want to see my children.
What the hell are you talking about?
Look, I can't heal you. Yes, you can do it.
Look, I don't know what you...
You can do it!
I don't know what you think I can do.
I can't do anything. You can do it. You can do it.
All right! All right!
Just tell him to get off of me.
Just get off. Let him go.
This is so fucked up. This is so fucking stupid.
You got me on my fuckin' car, man.
I want to see my children.
Please, my children.
Oh, yes.
Oh, God. Thank you. Thank you.
What was that? Was that Andrew?
What happened? What happened?
Is she dead?
She all right?
I see. I see you, father.
Come on. Come on.
Fuck! Fuck!
- Yo! Yo! Touch me, my man. - You can heal me, right?
Please. Please. Come on, man. Can you heal me?
Come on, man. Can't you heal me?
Come on. I know you can. Please.
Just give me a chance, man.
Please help us.
Oh, shit!
What the...? Oh, I'm sorry.
I just... I was afraid that things...
...were going to get stolen again.
Thanks. Thank you.
My goodness, I don't know how you...
How you sleep on this thing.
It's like sleeping on a board.
Oh. Goodness me.
- Thanks. - Excuse me.
So did you hear the one about the blind woman...
...who was healed by a man in a wheelchair?
Retinitis pigmentosa.
An incurable disease. But she's cured.
You really believe that?
I mean you...
People can do that?
Well, Dean, I have never seen anything like it...
...in all my days.
It doesn't work on me.
Father Joe? You gonna help me?
You... father Joe. Morning Harv.
You going to share that?
You got a minute, don't you?
No, I don't. I got nothing for you.
- Okay, Harv. - Can you help me?
- I can't help you, man. - No?
I can't help you. I cannot help you.
Let me just talk to you for a minute, Harv.
Okay.
Ah... ah, hell.
He's got no time for me.
Jesus.
Harv's... Harv's got a terrible heart.
You think you could just touch him?
Don't do that to me, man. Don't do that.
You're right. I'm sorry. Sorry.
It was wrong of me. I'm sorry.
Dean, I know someone you could talk to...
...who knows much more about this than I do.
Just think about it, okay?
In our faith, ...
...there's a long history of these very special moments.
And God has frequently chosen the most unexpected person...
...to carry them through.
It's a real, a real privilege, Dean.
Well, if it's so real, why doesn't it always work?
Ah, well, there's a dual view here.
Anything is possible with God, ...
...but God may not want to give you what you want.
Why?
Because God cares for your soul.
And what your soul needs may not be what you want.
But come on, man, that's not cool.
Well, I think you're asking the right questions, Dean, ...
...but you're not waiting for the right answers.
There's only one answer. Pray.
Look, man, I did pray. All right?
I tried praying. It doesn't work.
I think you were bargaining for the healing, Dean.
And that is not the same thing.
I think you should say hello to God.
Yeah, what if I'm pissed off at God?
What if I think God's bullshit?
I would say hello first and then tell him he's bullshit...
...and you're pissed off.
Look at me, son.
God is trying to say hello to you...
...and to tell you that healing is possible.
Now how are you going to respond?
Because that's the big question.
Something magical, ...
...wondrous is happening through you.
You're having a calling in this life...
...and that, my son, is your healing.
What if you don't want...?
I mean, I don't want that.
You know, what if you don't want a calling?
I think you should try this gift.
Yeah, but what about my music? That's my calling.
There's no difference...
...between you being a musician and healing.
What are you talking about?
What am I supposed to do? Go around touching people?
Why not?
And be a DJ?
Why not?
I mean, you have a calling. You have a gift.
Do it, try it. How?
Come down to skid.
Dean, I have no lack of people
Who need healings down in skid row.
Do a few days down there.
But I don't want everybody knowing about it, padre.
They're already coming up to me. You saw it.
How about I give you a hotel room?
That's what I'll do.
I'll put you up in a hotel room for a few days.
When I came down the skid, ...
...it wasn't to be a feeder's alley.
I went down there to build...
...a state-of-the-art homeless shelter.
I could feed people, ...
...I could get them off the streets,
I could educate them, ...
...and I could put them back into society.
I don't want to sustain misery in skid row.
Do you think I...
Do you really think I could be healed?
Entirely possible.
All right.
Right.
I got to go now. I really got to go.
- Go where? - I got the gig.
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
Can you drop me off at the gig?
Sure, where? The gig?
- The motel. - What motel?
The motel you just offered me.
Yes, duh. Sure.
Who is it?
On the turntables. Who's scratching?
Dude, that's Maestro Sonica.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!
That was fucking rubbish.
And you're all fucking fired in the morning, ...
...unless I wake up with a clear head.
Well, well, well.
Look at what the cat rolled in.
You're coming in the back door, D?
Are your trolling for crumbs?
Fuck off. Go on.
My one and only groupie, Dean.
What the hell are you doing here, man?
Dude, man, you fucking fried your fuck up.
We got ourselves a DJ. Sorry.
Let me tell you something, man.
The altar boy, ...
...he doesn't grab from the pointy, punty, puffed up, ...
...pious, pope pan.
He's off to the side juggling his trinkets.
Dude, he just said "puffed up pope".
Dude, Dean, come on, man.
Just puff on this piece pipe pal.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck was that, man?
- Ah! Ah. Fucking burned me. - Asshole.
You going around burning people now?
What the fuck are you doing man?
Fuckin' cut the shit, man!
- Dean, get off him! - Dean!
Get the fuck off him, man.
What kind of fucking fucked up Salman Rushdie dubiousness
You tripping on man?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get him out of here.
Wait, wait dudes. Dudes! Dudes! Bros, man!
Fuck, dudes.
- What the fuck is that? - What?
- Fuck that, man. - I didn't do it.
It wasn't a fucking trick.
What the fuck was that?
Shit, bro.
Hey!
What the fuck was that?
What were you doing in there?
I told him that you ap...
You think they give a fuck what I'm saying?
Are you a magician?
Do you need me to help?
No, I don't want your fucking help.
Did I ask for your help?
So, what, you to come to people's places,
Like, doing party tricks and shit?
Yeah. Yeah. It was a party trick. Okay?
It was a stupid fucking party trick...
...and just forget you ever saw it.
What are you doing? Get out. Get out of the fucking...
Get out of the fucking car, Ariel.
No.
Get out of the car!
You're not going to win this battle.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. Okay?
So this is where you live?
Yeah.
I love it.
I love sleazy motels.
It's like hell with a... with a warm light.
So what's your secret?
How did you do that...
With Oogie?
Did you really heal him?
I don't know how I did it, Ariel.
It's a curse.
Dean, this is Maria Lupita. She has emphysema.
She hasn't spoken to her family.
Her family hasn't spoken to her in years.
She's alone in this world, Dean.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you, Jesus! - Thank you, Jesus!
- Amazing. Amazing. - A miracle.
It's amazing. I can't believe it.
I don't want to hear their names anymore, okay?
Of the people. Or what they have.
Like the medical history and all that.
None of that. No chitchat. Just bring them to me.
Dean, I got to tell you, ...
...in all my work, not in Africa, or the favelas in Rio, ...
...or working here feeding the homeless...
...have I ever seen the grace that I saw today.
It's a real blessing, Dean.
I hope you understand that.
How much money did we make today?
With the donations?
Dean, I can't pay you...
...to lay hands, Dean.
That's God working through you.
I can't... I can't pay you to do that.
I'm already paying for your hotel room.
Yeah, $39.99 a night.
Which is a fortune for us down here.
Do you know how many people I can feed...
...with that kind of money?
I know... I know it's... how about...
...how about I give you a few extra dollars a day?
Just to help out with incidentals.
Toothpaste. Gas. How much?
Ma... $40... $42 a day.
- On top of the $39? - Are you kidding me?
- $42 total? - $42.
Well, I drive a guzzler, padre.
You know what it takes to fill that tank?
Okay. Well, how about... how about...
I don't know.
What... what $40... $43? $43?
Let me just work this out here.
I mean, I'm not trying to be, you know... I just...
I know. I know, Dean. It's just a lot of money for...
I... I... I could probably... I could probably swing $40...
$44? $44? $45 a day.
- You can't go $50? - $50?
$47. $47.50.
$47.50? How about $48?
Okay, make it $48. We'll round it up to $48.
- $48. - Will that...
That's going to be enough? Okay.
Great. Great.
So I'll make a note of it.
$47.50 per day.
Okay, $48 per day. Per day.
What a day. What a day. It's unbelievable.
So many people... so many people were healed.
Right there in front of me.
Things have totally changed around down there.
I am getting a hundred times more donations now
Than ever before.
How does Dean feel about that?
Good. He's good.
But, you know, you can't fix everybody on the skid.
And besides that, you're way overdue on a retreat.
Now, you know that as well as I do.
I want you to get on a retreat soon.
You're a little tensed up, Joe.
Okay. All right.
- Promise? - As soon as this is done.
Okay. Then finish your sandwich.
I'm starving.
You can say to yourself
"With all I have, ...
...I'm going to bless somebody else.
And if I don't drive what I drive
And live where I live, it don't matter."
"I just want to help somebody else."
Can I preach like I feel it?
- What's up? - Are you accepting visitors?
You gonna invite us in?
- What's going on? - Oogie's no liar.
I made him take a lie detector test anyway.
It's fucking true, man.
He made me take a fucking lie detector test.
I know this guy.
He does it on the side.
I'm not a believer, D.
I'm not even sure that I care. But I've got to know.
Are you fucking with us?
I should not have done it, okay?
I should not have done that.
No. You shouldn't have done it, but you did.
You want to show us. And I want you to show me.
Look.
Nothing up my sleeve.
Right.
The stain, no. Don't.
It doesn't work like that, man.
I'm serious. Come on. Don't do it.
It doesn't work like that, man. That's going to hurt, bro.
I'm serious.
That's fucked up, man.
What, you're going to put him through this shit again?
- Fuck! - For fuck's sake, man.
I know. I know.
Burn your own fucking arm, you fucking psychopath.
I know. That's really fucked.
Stop fucking laughing, man.
You said you were gonna burn yourself, man.
- Come here. - Let me see that.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
- Right. - Fuck.
Do it, man.
I want to see this. I need to see this.
Shut up, Oogie.
That really burns.
That is such some fucked up mojo.
- Fuck, man! - Come here. Let me look.
- No, man. No. No. - Oh, my God.
No way, bro. No fucking way, dude.
What? No, man. No way. No way. Uh-Uh.
No, man. I'm not in your fucking band, no.
No... uh... no. No.
- He'll get over it. - He's so sensitive.
Look, D, I was down with your shit...
...the minute I heard it.
I think that's know. Totally.
You got serious fucking attitude dysfunction.
But this shit, man...
This is epic. This... we could do this together, man.
The only way forward is to be real...
Is to do something iconic.
It's not created by choreographers...
...or some lame London designer's ball sack.
That's why you came?
We could have fun with this, D.
- No. - Titillate the masses.
I don't titillate.
I'm a turn-tablist.
You want me in your band, ...
...it's 'cause I'm a fucking turn-tablist.
We want you in the band, Dean, because of your music.
We want a little of this, a little of that,
A little of this.
No, I'm not going to be some sideshow freak.
We want you in the band.
Dean, come on, man. You are an artist.
- Dean. - We want you in the band.
Do you hear that, D?
That is opportunity knocking.
Your life is in your hands.
What are you going to do, brother?
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power,
And the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
Move the tents here so I can deal with infirm people.
What about the bibles? What did we do with the bibles?
Get the bibles. Kyle? Kyle? Who? Who?
Father Charles? Father Charles?
This is your lucky day. He's coming.
He's going to be here. You're gonna get...
You're gonna get your old ticker healed today.
Today's the day. Today is the day.
Make sure the people are off the streets, okay?
We got to get these people...
We don't have permits. We have nothing.
I heard your service about your friend.
Please, I will double... I will double the building fund...
...for your charity.
You understand? Double for my daughter.
He must see her. Alone. I don't want this.
Do you understand? Please.
I will double the fund. I have to see him.
- I'll do my best. - Please. Please.
I will. You have my word.
Meet... meet me here.
Meet me in one moment.
Can you make sure that she's comfortable somewhere?
Put her... put her in the tent for a moment, okay?
He's here?
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
It's a blessing. It's a miracle.
One more heal.
It's not happening. No.
It's not happening. I'm sorry.
It doesn't always happen. Doesn't always work.
It doesn't...
Doesn't always work, everybody.
It's... it doesn't always work.
That's the Lord working there.
Praise the Lord, okay? Next. Unbelievable.
All right, you don't have to fall.
They're all falling now.
What? I don't understand.
She wants you to touch the cloth.
If you touch the cloth, ...
...she could take it back to heal her husband.
They did it in the bible.
This is insane, man.
I got to get out here. I'm not doing anything.
Don't you see what you're doing?
- You're doing great. - I'm feeling anything.
- Don't you see? - All right. All right.
The holy spirit is flowing through this hellhole, Dean.
Can't you all feel it?
Okay, here you go.
Here you go. Okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's okay, Dean. This is wonderful.
It's wonderful what's happening.
Okay, who's next? Okay.
Let's start over here with the line.
Come to the back of the line here.
I need a break. We'll come back.
- There's so many people. - I need a break.
Okay. Okay. Let's let him have a break.
Let's... let's... just... just make some way.
Make some way, folks. Make some way.
- Heal me, brother. - Get off me.
Hold... hold on, everybody. Hold on. Make some way.
- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Just give him some air, okay?
He needs a break.
This is getting, like, painful, man.
I'm serious. I don't understand, all right?
How much money have you taken in?
You can raise my wage. Dean.
We're gonna renegotiate.
I could be doing this on stage, man.
This is ridiculous.
I told you I can't pay you to do this. What?
- Channel two is here. - No. No.
There's nothing happening here.
There's nothing to report.
Why can't I talk to the reporters?
I'm the one they want to see.
We are not talking to reporters.
We're going to advertise you now?
Look at this. It's already out of control.
Yo, you're the one who turned it into M.A.S.H.
I never said I'd do this!
Okay, hold on. Just stay back everyone.
Move. Move.
No, no, no, no, no. No! No, fucking way!
No! Move! No!
Move!
No. Move. Dean.
Touch me.
He just needs a break, everybody.
Let me just talk to him for a moment.
Dean, Dean, you get back here right now.
I am not touching that guy!
- One more, Dean. - No fucking way!
One more.
If I ain't getting up, he ain't getting up!
It's not Rene Faubacher, Dean.
It's not Rene Faubacher.
You said do this and I get healed.
Okay, that's it. That's enough.
All right? No more.
Listen to me, Dean. Listen to me.
There is a major contributor here...
...who is offering to make a huge donation to this shelter.
To help people... really help people...
...if you lay hands on his daughter.
Please. Please. Where is he?
He's... hold on. Hold on one second.
Zaheedi? Is Mr. Zaheedi here?
Can you bring Mr. Zaheedi?
This is Mr. Zaheedi. Dean O'Dwyer.
- What is it? What's wrong? - My daughter, my child.
She has cerebral palsy.
From birth. She's been suffering.
I can't save my own child.
If there is anything that you can do...
- How much? - No. No. No.
What's the... what's the offer?
No, Dean.
That's really between him and the church.
I offered $250,000. If... if... if she's healed.
If she's healed.
For the shelter.
Two hundred and fifty grand?
Pay me. I'm sorry. Wait. What?
Give me the 250 grand if you want me to do it.
- I'm sorry. - No, no, no.
You don't need him. You need me.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
You got your checkbook on you?
- Dean? - No.
Can I speak to you for a minute?
- I'm out of here. - What are you doing?
- I just wanna help my child. - How can you do this?
You want your daughter healed, follow me. Follow me.
Listen up everybody.
All right, you want it?
You want it?
Come to the fuckin' show.
Come to the show. Come to the show.
♪ And the days have finally come ♪
♪ Where the pretty ladies lay in seizure ♪
♪ A file of rats ♪
♪ Have paid for crows ♪
♪ So come on, touch this hand ♪
♪ And don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ When the animals stop pelting ♪
♪ In abandoned submission ♪
♪ And the ravenous come clean when they fall in remission ♪
♪ When they finally give in and they feast on this crow ♪
♪ Will you... will you genuflect in a spindle of feathers? ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ I said touch this hand and don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, come on up here and touch this hand ♪
♪ Touch this hand and don't you ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ I said touch this hand and don't you ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go, grip it tighter ♪
♪ Grip it tighter, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Grip it tighter ♪
♪ And genuinely, I was appreciative of the fact ♪
♪ That they came up one by one ♪
♪ And maybe you should take their lead ♪
♪ Maybe... maybe you should ♪
♪ Maybe you should come up ♪
♪ Maybe you should ♪
♪ Maybe you should come up on side, come up ♪
♪ Hold it... hold it back ♪
♪ So hello to him, hon ♪
♪ Maybe you can't arch your eyebrow ♪
♪ But look him in the eye ♪
♪ But I'm gonna touch their hand ♪
♪ Touch their hand and come up one by one ♪
♪ Watch your step now ♪
♪ I know it's a little slippery down there ♪
♪ So come up here and touch their hand ♪
♪ Everybody holding hands ♪
♪ Everybody, now you come up ♪
♪ One by one now, come on, now don't trip ♪
♪ Watch your step now, watch out now ♪
♪ It's a little slippery down there so come on ♪
♪ Come up here one by one ♪
♪ I want you to come up here one by one ♪
♪ And now I'm calling you, my children, that's right ♪
♪ I want you, everyone, come up here ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ Come on up here, come up here ♪
♪ Don't you ever let it go ♪
♪ Come up here ♪
♪ Don't you ever, ever, ever let it go ♪
♪ Don't you ever, never let it go ♪
♪ Never let it go ♪
That was fuckin' rock star!
Stain, man...
You're a fuckin' rock star bro.
I am the fucking Lord...
...thy want of come.
That's fuckin' right.
I fuckin' Christen thee...
Double D Delicious.
Nina, Nina, it fuckin' works.
I told you it would work, your doubter, and it works!
I smell it.
Do you understand what happened tonight?
You all gave birth tonight.
And now we have a child.
Dude, we have a child.
We... we brought a new life...
...into the stale fuckin' world of rock.
You were all brilliant.
Stain, it was your night, baby.
- Too fuckin' right, it was. - You did it.
You took your place. Too fuckin' right, I did.
Chuck, a power man. Brash.
Oogie, I could taste you.
Ariel, you had wings on your back.
I could see your wings.
And you...
You sexy motherfucker.
That is right.
I called him forth.
I plucked him hence.
Stain, my love, ...
...you have to write a song.
A song that will support our D...
...as he rolls downstage.
Because when we tour, which we will, ...
...our baby's gonna be named...
"Healapalooza."
Healapalooza, eh?
- Heala-Fuckin'.
Our baby.
Our fuckin' baby.
I am bringing about the diphthongs experience...
...to the people.
Let's get something straight, Nina, love, all right?
I wanted Dean in the band from the beginning...
...because of his scratching.
This man is an artist. Not some sideshow freak.
He's not gonna sell himself out to a little magic hands trick.
The band is the music.
We will override the show into some display...
...and be respected.
But, D, dude, you may end up a pathetic joke.
Are you cool with that, man?
Fuck it. Long as I'm getting paid.
Do y'all hear that? Are we clear, Nina?
- Yeah. - Good.
I've got phone calls to make.
- You think I'm a sell-out sideshow freak?
What do you care?
As long as you're getting paid, right?
Oh, fuck it, Ariel.
What am I supposed to do?
Go back to living in my fuckin' car?
That's good. That's good.
You're owed. You're owed. You're owed, right?
Yeah, everybody owes you. You're so full of shit!
I'm about to put your crap ass band...
...on the fucking map!
I'm gonna give everything you wanted!
What's all this purity coming from you?
Yeah, my band! My band!
My fuckin' band, you motherfucker!
You fuckin' piece of shit!
You have God's gift! You have God's gift!
Do you even care about those people, Dean?
Do you even care what happens to them?
Who the fuck are you? I know my place in the world.
What the fuck are you? Piece of shit.
I'm so glad you decided to legally join the fold.
I can never fire you ever.
Dean, look, there were 17 sick or infirm people...
...in the audience the other night.
Twelve of them said they were healed.
Now if that's an indicator, ...
...then you're missing 28% of the time,
Which is a marketing nightmare.
And that means that I have to deal with it, ...
...which you shouldn't have to know about.
But I'm the one who's taking the risk.
I need security.
You'll see. It's a pretty standard contract.
Seven-Year negotiation clause on my end,
Plus a few extra-amenities, because I'm so hands-on.
And we can talk about sweetening your end.
How do you feel about a signing bonus?
Good. You ready?
It's called "healapalooza."
Downtown, there's a buzz going on.
A new band claims to heal people during their show, ...
...actually physically heal them.
Fans are swearing up and down they've received healings...
...from the touch of the band's DJ, Delicious Dean.
The controversial healapalooza tour...
...is gaining momentum of true biblical proportions.
Arty punk-rock band, burnt the diphthongs, ...
...denied accusations that their on stage miracles...
...are nothing more than a publicity stunt.
In fact, they claimed the show...
...is really all about the music.
He touched me in different places, ...
...but then he focused his energy...
...where I told him I had my tumor.
I wouldn't sleep with him the whole time.
The bizarre scratch rock healing punk show...
...has sparked a riot and even a religious protest.
But it's also being called "new church"...
...by its surprisingly diverse fans.
Delicious Dean is God.
Despite the growing number of attacks from doctors...
...and the AMA denouncing the show as a hoax...
...and projected ticket sales reaching into the millions, ...
...it's not hard to see what fans are looking for.
A need to believe.
A need for something more from their music.
Something in the form of a touch...
...from the band's messianic superstar.
She just pulled me right out of the crowd, ...
Said "just put the neck brace on."
Shit. Easiest $100 I've ever made.
She made you say something too?
- What's up? - Nothing.
Where the fuck have you been? And where the fuck is Ariel?
We fucking rehearsed this. You enter before me.
Listen to me, fuck head.
I made you, you cunt.
I put on that fucking stage.
You just get out there and turn your fucking tricks.
Come on, yeah!
Let's fuckin' have it.
♪ They said I was torn ♪
♪ Where the water had stopped ♪
♪ In the cradle of fuses waiting for a final solution ♪
♪ Eliminate the accent ♪
♪ Do I diminish the threat? ♪
♪ Sometimes I need you ♪
♪ Just to stay a little upset ♪
♪ Do you or don't you ♪
♪ Want to believe? ♪
♪ It's not what you want ♪
♪ It's what you need ♪
We've got a little magic trick for you tonight.
A little cracker jack action and sideshow action.
That's right, Dean. They're calling for you, man.
Give us a little bit...
...of your fucking magic hands trick.
That's right. Fucking healing. Shut the fuck up.
Come on.
This is all about the healing.
Come on there, man. What are you going to do?
Give them a healing, Dean. Shut the fuck up.
Heal them. Heal them, Dean.
- Fuck you, the stain! - Use your magic hands.
Fuck you.
Give them your magic hands, man.
- Come here! Right here! - Give them your magic hands.
- Let him go. Come on. - Come on.
- Let him go. - Come on.
Where is it? Come on.
Hey, Ariel. Ariel.
Dude, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Dude, stain.
Dude, dude, dude, get the fucking paramedics.
She's OD'ing. She's fucking OD'ing man.
Fuck. Dude. Ariel. Fuck, man.
Here.
Right here is where homicide begins.
In these precious moments, ...
...when life-saving decisions could have been made, ...
What was on the mind of the rock star,
Dean O'Dwyer?
What was he thinking...
...as Ariel Lee lay at his feet, ...
...taking her last breath?
Was he thinking: "Wow, what a show.
How are we going to recreate this?"
Because I can tell you this, ...
...he was not thinking about Ariel Lee.
Because if he was, ...
...help would have gotten to Ariel Lee...
...and she might be here today.
And that, by definition, is manslaughter.
This is a tragedy to say the least.
We are all absolutely devastated.
Delicious D's actions were selfless and heroic...
...and we ask for your sensitivity at this time.
Ariel Lee did not die because of neglect.
Ariel Lee died because she OD'd.
They were... people said they were healed.
Dean, man, you should have let the paramedics at her...
...because you couldn't heal her or whatever happened.
I don't know what happened. Maybe you did too much.
Just remember, you are under oath, ...
...so just... just tell us the truth.
I say he is the living embodiment...
...of all that is good in humankind.
We all want to know there's good in people.
And I'm no exception to that.
The crowd was chanting for her to be healed.
They thought it was all part of the show.
I grabbed the mike to call for help, ...
...but power had been cut to the stage...
...and the paramedics had been blocked.
I didn't get to say...
...what needed to be said that night.
So I'm going to say what needs to be said now.
And it's something I've been asked not to say...
...by Dean O'Dwyer and Nina Hogue.
Objection. Your honor, sidebar please.
- And that is that he's a fake. - Sidebar.
- He's a phony. - Objection!
- He's a fraud. - Order!
- This charlatan son of a bitch! - Bailiff, remove him.
He can't heal shit! It was all a fucking act!
You were all duped! Order!
He never could heal! You bought a fucking lie!
Well, welcome to the fucking show!
As the religious authority figure
Who first encouraged this gift, ...
...you can testify to Dean's healing technique...
...and his intense concentration, ...
...which would have been interrupted by the paramedics.
In that regard, that makes you our expert witness.
And character witness...
...describing Dean's early healings on skid row.
How selfless he was. How pure his motives were.
Mr. O'Dwyer has graciously agreed free of charge...
...and for a designated period of time...
...to come down to skid row...
...and lay hands on whomever you wish.
In exchange for my testimony?
- Yes. - No. No.
Can I speak to Dean alone for a moment please?
You do what you think is right, father.
By the way, just so you know,
I'm a marymount girl...
...and I had the calling...
...to be a nun,
...but I lost my way.
Maybe sometime we'd get together and talk about that.
Certainly.
- Thank you, father. - Thank you, father.
Something else, huh?
I brought you something.
Show you some of the good work you did.
That mexican woman whose handkerchief you touched, ...
...you healed her husband, Dean.
You healed him.
The cloth, it carried the power.
I should have touched healapalooza hankies?
Sold them at the t-shirt booths.
They're trying to say that I killed somebody.
That's bullshit.
They're just coming after me because of who I am.
Ariel was a junkie.
She took a bunch of pills.
And I did everything I could.
I thought it was working.
It's hard to know, isn't it?
Okay. All right. Let's make it right.
What can I do for you? What can I do for your shelter?
How about this?
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Think of all those people you'll be able to help.
I owe you an apology, Dean.
I misused you. It's okay. I forgive you.
You want to help me? Do this.
Do this for me.
I'll testify for you.
I'll testify to the healings that I saw,
...but that's it.
I won't be your character witness...
...because I won't get on that stand...
...and say that... that your motives were pure.
- What were my motives? - I don't know, Dean.
All I know is that you abandoned those people...
...when they needed you.
You abandoned them to become a rock star.
That's what you're gonna say?
- I'm not gonna lie. - Oh! No!
No, you can't lie. You're too good for that.
You can't con people.
You don't use people for your own glory.
You don't do anything like that.
What if on cross-examination,
My lawyer asks what were your motives?
Two hundred and fifty grand.
That has no bearing on any of this, Dean.
- Oh, yes, it does. - No, it doesn't.
- Oh, yes it does. - No.
You are the inspiration for this whole thing.
Paying for miracles. Where did I get that from?
So let's just say, father,
...that you're gonna get on the stand...
...and you're gonna tell the fucking truth.
The truth is is that you prostituted your gift.
No, the truth is you prostituted me.
- That is not true. - Prove it isn't.
Can you put your hand on your bible...
...and say you didn't do that?
Dean, I have admitted my wrongs, all right?
But I am not gonna repeat them.
That's great.
That's really fucking holy of you, father.
I'll see you in hell.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!
Fuck you, Dean O'Dwyer.
You think, what... you think... you think...
You think this means anything to me?
You think you can buy me?
You think I'm for sale?
I'm not like you.
You're not gonna ruin my life twice.
You sold me out! For your own fucking sainthood!
I tried...
And you're doing it again right now!
I tried to save you.
I tried to give that gift to the people...
You didn't do anything for me!
Who it belongs to.
Your God-given gift, my friend.
You're a bullshit priest!
You are a fucking fraud!
How dare you. You are the most selfish...
I am out there every night for the masses!
You've got a God-given gift. And what did you do?
You used it for yourself! Is everything all right?
Forgive me.
Excuse me.
And that is why you are here today, father.
Now, father, I can't help but notice
That you are in your civilian clothes today.
Yes.
Now, is there any particular reason for that?
- I'm on a leave of absence. - Okay.
But you are an ordained catholic priest...
...these past 16 years.
- That's correct. - Okay.
Now, the catholic church believes...
...in hands-on healing.
It is described as a genuine gift of the holy spirit.
So now, father Rosselli, can you, as a modern priest,
...come before us today and say...
...that he has the power to heal?
Because it all comes down to this:
If Dean O'Dwyer cannot heal,
...then this was a show...
...and a talented young woman is dead because of it.
So, father, ...
...in your expert opinion,
Does Dean O'Dwyer have the ability to heal?
God.
God is the only healer.
Objection, your honor. Speculation.
How can that be speculation...
...when I've asked your own witness to...
We are not speaking of a metaphorical healing here,
...your honor.
Order. Order!
He is making a mockery of this court.
I'll have order in my court, counsel.
Permission to redirect the honor...
- Counsel! - The witness.
Your honor, please.
What's up?
How are you?
I wanna help you get out of here as quickly as possible.
Programs for disabled prisoners...
...are limited obviously,
...but there are some,
...and I think you should get involved.
I got nothing but time in here.
And I wanted to be so pissed at you.
But all I can think is how bad I fucked everything up.
Nah, just take your time, Dean.
Keep your nose clean.
What the hell was I thinking?
You know, what was I doing?
What was I supposed to do?
You were supposed to let the paramedics come up...
...and do their job.
There's... there's one program in particular...
...that I... that I think you'd be good for.
It's a... it's a work detail.
You get to leave prison grounds to do community service.
You know if I got out of here, I don't know where I'd start.
I got nothing.
I can't help myself.
I can't...
I need help.
I need...
Sorry, Dean.
I tried to control your gift.
I wanted to be more than what I was...
...and I wanted you to be someone you weren't.
I'm not a priest anymore, Dean.
Look...
I know you thought you were helping me,
...but nothing helps.
Maybe you can't help everybody.
No, no. You know what? You know when you helped me?
When you fed me.
You fed me.
You fed people.
A crippled work program?
What are we going to do?
Hang on a second.
- Get back over here! - Let's go, gentlemen!
Let's move it! Move it! Come on!
That's really nice.
The shirts. They pretty nice.
I like the green. I like the red.
I can get both of them and wear them for Christmas.
Yeah.
We need the sweaters.
Where are the sweaters?
- Excuse me. - Yes. Hello.
- Hi. Do you carry sweaters? - Yes.
Something for him with like a tight weave...
...and a bright color.
That'd be great.
Do you like these? The striped one?
Oh, yeah, stripped one. Yeah.
I'm sorry. You know what? The... the... let's try the purple.
- Purple? - Yeah.
- Okay. This one? - Yeah.
Nice. That looks nice.
Think it's so cool.
Beautiful.
Do you like it? It's so nice.
- It looks good? - So nice.
- Ho! Ho! - What?
Oh, my.
Are you okay?
- Sweet Jesus. - No, no.
Honey. Honey, this is it.
- No. - This is it. Yes.
Oh, sweet Jesus. Yes.
- Yes. - Yes?
- Yes! Oh, my.
- Hallelujah. - Oh, my gosh.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Come on. Let's go over here.
- Got it back there? - Okay, bring him up.
Put it back then lock it down.
Who are you? O'Dwyer.
1264 Paris C.
What did you say your name was again?
Just let me on the bus, man.
Hold on.
I don't know what to tell you, but you're not on the list.
Look, I don't know how you got the outfit...
...or what kind of prank you're trying to pull here,
...but this is a state facility bus...
...and these are convicted prisoners.
So what you're doing here is not a joke,
It's actually a crime.
All right, that's funny.
What, have you lost your mind?
I have seen everything now. You better run along.
Look at this.
It's so bad out here,
...we got a guy begging to come with you.
All right.
I'll tell you what,
...you go do like a stick up or something like that...
...and we'll find a seat for you, okay?
- Okay. - Let's go.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, how much is this?
You can have that shit for free, man.
Are you sure?
Hey, thanks, man. Really.
See you.
♪ I started a joke ♪
♪ Which started the whole world crying ♪
♪ But I didn't see ♪
♪ That the joke was on me ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ I started to cry ♪
♪ Which started the whole world laughing ♪
♪ Oh, if I'd only seen ♪
♪ That the joke was on me ♪
♪ I looked at the skies ♪
♪ Running my hands ♪
♪ Over my eyes ♪
♪ And I fell out of bed ♪
♪ Hurting my head ♪
♪ From things that I said ♪
♪ 'til I finally died ♪
♪ Which started the whole world living ♪
♪ Oh, if I'd only seen ♪
♪ That the joke was on me ♪
♪ I looked at the skies ♪
♪ Running my hands ♪
♪ Over my eyes ♪
♪ And I fell out of bed ♪
♪ Hurting my head ♪
♪ From things that I said ♪
♪ 'til I finally died ♪
♪ Which started the whole world living ♪
♪ Oh, if I'd only seen ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, that the joke was on me ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ That the joke ♪
♪ Was on me ♪
♪ Oh ♪